{ Faux Slang }
Philadelphia Band/Creative Conglomerate/Dark Comedy

contact us at faux dot slang at geemail dot com
03/17 Faux Slang “Mass Hysteria” at Ortleib’s
a couple write-ups for our July 6th show
Royal Shoals and Last Tide are great bands too.
Since other people talked about it, now you can feel comfortable going…
This one has a free download that you can’t really get too many places:
http://thekey.xpn.org/2012/07/06/download-a-song-from-faux-slang-playing-johnny-brendas-tonight/
The Deli always has great things to say about us:
http://philadelphia.thedelimagazine.com/10248/faux-slang-headline-jb’s-july-6
The City Paper was nice enough to mention our show. However it appears they just did a image search for “rock band” and used the first result, cause that’s not us or anyone playing tonight:
Artwork for the next issue of our old school paper zine. Get into it. Issue #1 is now available at our shows or participating retails stores(I once left one in the lighting department of Lowe’s).
Working on new album today, “Slaux Fang”. We accept Abel Magwitch sized investments in the form of canvas bags with dollar signs.



